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Mitt Romney Bullying Timeline »
by Chris McKerracher Presidential hopeful, Mitt Romney, under fire recently for having a bullying incident from his youth brought to light, is now being inundated with reports of other victims who are coming forward with their tortured memories. “I remember in Kindergarten, Mr. Romney… we…
May 16 2012 / No Comment / Read More »Obama “Neglected, Excluded from Fun” by Secret Service While in Columbia »
By Peter Coburn WASHINGTON — The Secret Service prostitution scandal, which recently embarrassed the government agency, received new testimony by one of the escorts hired in Colombia. Dania Suarez, an escort hired by the Secret Service, came out with her story about the Secret Service…
May 14 2012 / No Comment / Read More »Obama, Biden in Gay Marriage Tiff »
By Chris McKerracher WASHINGTON — Barack and Joe are a fairly normal couple in Washington. Being good partners they support one another, care deeply about one another and rarely argue, especially in public. Now, however, as Joe tries to establish his own identity after being…
May 10 2012 / No Comment / Read More »Columbian Prostitute: “Secret Service Agents Were Better Under Clinton” »
By Kenny Heidt CARTAGENA – More shocking than Dania Londono Suarez, the woman at the heart of the Secret Service escort scandal, telling ABC news that the men she dealt with were “stupid brutes,” is her revelation to the The Washington Fancy that she preferred the agents…
May 8 2012 / No Comment / Read More »U.S. Navy Finally Develops “Gaydar” Device »
By Thomas Moore ANNAPOLIS—After years of development, the United States Navy has finally perfected a “Gaydar” device that can rapidly distinguish the sexual orientation of its service members. “We need to know who these people are, and we need to know quickly,” said a Navy…
May 4 2012 / 1 Comment / Read More »Obama, Romney in Broad-Based Battle; “War on Women” Heats Up »
By Chris McKerracher WASHINGTON – The two opposing sides in the coming November presidential election have ramped up the rhetoric regarding who best represents the “fairest gender.” “The President is betraying his Godless heathen, Obamasaurus Rex roots to every dame in the country,” Mitt Romney charged…
Apr 30 2012 / No Comment / Read More »Apple Skirts Taxes, Government Taxes Skirts »
By Shaun P Kunz CUPERTINO, CA — Apple has been accused of playing a financial shell game in order to avoid the billions in taxes…
May 8 2012 / No Comment / Read More »Wikileaks Releases Transcript of Chen Escape Details »
By Chris McKerracher The following is a transcript of a conversation hacked by Wikileaks and put on the Internet because they can. It is between…
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