PLAYER OF THE WEEK: Herman Cain


Most men facing an implosion of their campaign staff in the the most important state of the Republican primaries would withdraw from a presidential race, but Herman Cain is not most men:  he’s a pizza man.

This week Mr. Cain told reporters he lost no momentum with the desertion of some of his top Iowa campaign managers and pledged to continue his march to a Muslim-free White House. Mr. Herman Cain, for your your unceasing willingness to admit you can’t read documents shorter than most Harry Potter books, and your devotion to your anti-Muslim sentiment, you are The Washington Fancy player of the week.


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