Texts from Last Bill: Week of 7/18/11
Frown if you seriously can’t stop pooping
(S.745 – A bill to amend title 38, United States Code, to protect certain veterans who would otherwise be subject to a reduction in educational assistance benefits, and for other purposes.)
Sen. Scott Brown (R-MA): You go see Harry Potter last weekend?
Sen. John Kerry (D-MA): YEP!
Sen. Scott Brown (R-MA): I wish Emma Watson ended up having bigger tits 
Sen. John Kerry (D-MA): Agreed…10 points from Gryffindor!
Sen. Scott Brown (R-MA): Sad, she’s the biggest disappointment since the Olson twins.
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(S.4 – Make America the World’s Leader in Clean Energy Act: A bill to make America the world’s leader in clean energy.)
Sen. Ben Nelson (D-NE): Clean energy? If my secretary orders me Indian for lunch again, we aren’t even going to be the world’s leader in clean underpants.
Sen. Mike Johanns (R-NE): I just invested $1.5 mil in German nuclear plants, they use like all nuclear. I’m going to be so rich.
Sen. Ben Nelson (D-NE): Wait what?
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Rep. John Tierney (D-MA): The next bill better be discussing a Belated Happy Birthday to Me Act of 2011 because literally no one said anything to me
Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA): Oh, uh…happy belated birthday
Rep. John Tierney (D-MA): Fuck off…ass
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