Lack of Press Time Gives John Kerry a “Long Face”
BOSTON – Senator and 2004 presidential hopeful John Kerry needs more press time. Not enough people still find him relevant, according to polls.
The Senator appeared on CNBC Wednesday and asked people to help him become popular again, and stop listening to GOP and Tea Party detractors. Critics in print and on television called the interview and desperate plea and wondered why Kerry seemed so long-faced.
“My Red Sox are in first place, but all the media reports on is the Yankees. They should not be given equal time, let’s be responsible about this,” Kerry demanded in the Ricky Holdem Show interview. “I was from Massachusetts before being from here was cool – well, Kennedy too – but all you want to show is Mitt Romney. It is absolutely irresponsible to give current candidates equal time.”
When asked about the Tea Party, the senator resolved that they were not a party, but more like a glorified crew and didn’t deserve any press time. In fact, he alluded that the first amendment should also be modified to exclude them.
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The Ricky Holdem Show runs on CNBC from midnight to 12:10am every other Wednesday, unless Ron Paul or Ron Popeil has bought time.
By Shaun Kunz
Twitter @spktwf
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on Aug 6 2011. Filed under Election 2012.
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