SUPERLATIVES! Week of 8/15/11


“Was that White Snake who just passed us? Maybe they have a map!”

Most likely to get totally lost on their over publicized bus tour:
Sarah Palin
Barack Obama
White Snake
___________
Most likely to end up with a shampoo sponsorship by the end of the primary season:
Rick Perry
Mitt Romney
Troy Polamalou
___________

Most likely to die of hypothermia during the Arab Winter before the rebels get to them:
Muammar Gaddafi
Bashar al-Assad
Ali Abdullah Saleh
By Anderson Pooper

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