Superlatives! Week of 8/29/11


"They don't have FERRARIS in this country? Well what about coke? Can anybody besides me even AFFORD drugs here?"

Most likely to send his family on the worst vacation ever:
- Colonel Gaddafi (Seriously, Algeria? The country known of their sex trafficking and child labor?)
- President Barack Obama (Black people in Martha’s Vineyard? Talk about conspicuous.)
- Sarah Palin (Literally no one likes being on a bus or the midwest.)
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Most likely to publish an anti-Dick Cheney memoir:
- Harry Whittington – Return Fire
- George W. Bush – Stop! I Can Do it Myself
- Colin Powel – No, You’re the Dick
By Anderson Pooper

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