Obama Grabs “Cocked Pistol”, Says He is Headed for the “58th State”
Ever since Obama announced that he had visited 57 states in 2008, he has been trying to find time in his schedule to visit the 58th and final state.
WASHINGTON — In an unprecedented show of support for 2nd Amendment rights, President Obama is taking his family and a few friends from NASA, DHS, FEMA, Congress, and the corporate world to visit what is believed to be the 58th State, and he is going with a “Cocked Pistol.”
That 58th state resides somewhere under Denver, and is called a Deep Underground Military Bunker (DUMB). Obama’s pistol is cocked and ready to lead a DEFCON 1 Exercise.
White House Press Secretary Jay Carney assured alerted members of the press that “This is just an exercise. If this were a real emergency, you would be told when and where to cock you own pistol. That is why we have the Second Amendment.”
The Presidential 2nd Amendment and re-election campaign were greeted with optimism from gun owners and others who seek low interest federal loans from FEMA to purchase firearms. National Rifle Association members are accompanying the President on the campaign trail, but will not be allowed into the firing range below the Denver Airport, according to military sources.
Coinciding with the exercise, the President is making a big Constitutional push across the west coast with campaign stops in Oregon and California before heading to Denver to join his wife and children for shooting practice deep underground. “I like this guy! The President can campaign for liberty with me anytime,” said Congressman Ron Paul from Texas enthusiastically.
Upon arrival in Beaverton, Oregon, the President told the crowd, “Things are getting better all the time. I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go and you know where that is.” He brought with him the Saturday mail that won’t be delivered on Saturday anymore, and read a note to a blind woman mailed by her son two years earlier.
As the President boarded Air Force One to depart, he raised the cocked pistol into the air and waved goodbye to a jubilant crowd. The President mouthed “God Bless America!” A lip reader in the crowd waved his flag and wiped his eyes. “God Bless America,” the lip reader whispered.
By Jahs Greene
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