Cain Arrested: Allegedly Head-Butted GOP Rival Rick Perry Outside Local Massage Parlor


After the head-butt, Cain and Perry both surged in GOP afternoon polls while Romney's rating collapsed.

NEW YORK—Early this morning, NYPD officers arrested Herman Cain, a leading GOP presidential candidate, after he allegedly assaulted Governor Rick Perry outside a Manhattan massage parlor. Perry, although suffering some minor bruising and scratches, is in good condition and expects to return to the campaign trail tomorrow, especially since the Iowa Caucus is only two weeks away.

Officers responded to Gov. Perry’s 911 call from the Murray Hill area at 7:04 a.m., when they  found a dazed Perry sitting on the steps of a well-known Manhattan massage parlor. He claimed that the altercation occurred after the two presidential candidates differed over the pronunciation and spelling of Mr. Cain’s tax proposal, the 9-9-9 plan.


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