Hillary Clinton Named New Victoria Secret Angel

By Julie Roberts

WASHINGTON—Famous lingerie chain Victoria’s Secret has announced that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will become their brand ambassador and the face of their new collection Bootylicious. The collection is to be presented in the fall 2011 season and is aimed at the “average American sized woman.” No other details will be revealed until the official start of the campaign.

In confirming her role as ambassador for the new Bootylicious collection, however, Clinton admitted she had never dreamed in her life that she would be a model.

“I was looking for a new challenge,” Clinton stated when asked for her reason in the new endeavor. She would not, however, confirm her presence on the runway at the annual Victoria Secret fashion show which is still being negotiated.

According to experts, the chances of seeing the state secretary in the new underwear line are high, as she repeatedly stated, she will start her 2012 campaign earlier than other candidates. The campaign will be very clean, naked and bold. Some even suggested that the runway walk will be the official beginning of the Presidential campaign 2012 for the Clinton camp.

“There will be no hiding of anything, this time I want to show America that I have what it takes,” Clinton said about her 2012 campaign.

According to sources close to the Victoria Secret management, other celebrities chosen to be part of the Bootylicious campaign will be Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian.

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2 Comments for “Hillary Clinton Named New Victoria Secret Angel”

  1. brent

    it looks like the woman on the left has a little something she’s trying to hide under her panties…

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