Saudi Prince Tries to Sell “Middle East” on Craiglist
FOR SALE: Middle East
Price negotiable – no offer too low!
7 time zones
Approximately 12,594,463,200 square feet
Built: Beginning of time
Lawrence of Arabia style grandeur in this great fixer-upper! Palatial Mediterranean entrance with acres of desert available for renovation. Pre-history motif present throughout. Birthplace of Jesus, Mohammed, falafel. Designed as a Utopian homeland for the brown people of the world – still has the potential for success. Oil available for those with cash or an eye for invasion and decades of guerilla warfare with hostile insurgents. Eclectic mix of riotous terrorist groups; perfect for a homeowner on the hunt for a challenge.
Architect (see: Earth, Universe) willing to design additional porch and/or garage to match.
Bonus! 246 million people, miscellaneous ethnicities, priced to move.
Abdullah Aziz (278) 555-2834
By Delia Hersh