Obama Holds Disney Hostage for Votes
By Shaun Kunz
LAKE BUENA VISTA — While the I-4 gridlock caused some trouble along with the hundreds of pass holding visitors who were turned away from The Magic Kingdom, it was the stunning words from the president himself that caused a recent media frenzy. They were reportedly stunning and violent.
As if on cue, immediately after the cameras were turned off and the mics removed, the president was overheard making direct threats against the Disney Park’s attractions (Cinderella’s Castle in particular), and a few of the dwarves from Snow White by name.
Many Floridians were present at Orlando Int’l Airport as Air Force One touched down, delivering the President to his speaking engagement at Disney. Tami Mari, Disney Special Events Concierge and Magic and Joy Ambassador, texted the following to The Washington Fancy’s TIPLINE:
“The president wrapped up his speech about tourism and jobs and extending jobless benefits and taxing oil for the environments sake, then immediately turned to one of his staff and began a rant. It lasted his entire walk from the podium, through the ballroom, in the elevator, down his hallway, over the river and through the woods, until he reached his room. This is where my Magic and Joy Ambassador clearance ended and I was removed from the area after pressing an ear to the door.”
In a follow-up interview, Tami Mari told The Fancy, “He started by saying something about how Florida better go blue again, or he’s gonna ‘burn this mother-(expletive) down,’ and pointed out the window to our own Cinderella’s Castle. It was heartbreaking.”
Obama, apparently, was in a sour mood as he passed through Cinderella’s castle, belittling several Disney employees who were apparently in his way. “As he passed some of our costume staff, dressed as the Seven Dwarves— an idea to show that labor supports the president’s tourism package— he called them out. Pointing to them one at a time he said, ‘I’m running cases on all you bitches! I run this shit, you just live here!’ Dopey started crying.”
The president’s stay in the Orlando area was brief and the traffic and park admission problems temporary.
Photo courtesy of Christian Science Monitor
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