Republican Voters Demand “Just Give Romney the Nomination Already”
MIDDLE AMERICA – A group of angry Republicans announced yesterday that they are getting bored of the race for a Republican presidential candidate in the 2012 election, and that they should “just give it to Romney already.”
“We’re just getting really annoyed is all,” said Mary Ann Crowthers, a working mother of three living in Minnesota. “We all know he’s going to win it, now it’s just a waste of money, and only helping the other side with what they can use in the election.” Her husband Bill, a local town council member, ardently backed his wife.
Others across the country have expressed similar sentiment, such as Fergus Feigelman, a college student who still lives with his parent. Fergus was upset that “all my politically active Facebook friends are clogging up my feed with status updates about all the stupid candidates. Romney just needs to be picked already, so I can go back to stalking, I mean, subscribing to Lisa Minnet’s feeds.”
Republican candidates have decided to ignore these suggestions. Reasons why are unknown at this point. On a side note, Mitt Romney has been smiling a lot recently.