Santorum to Hold “6900 Lecture Series” to Combat Porn
By Joe “The Nerd” Ferraro
Below is a list of preliminary questions that Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum plans to address in the commencement of his 6900 Lecture Series.
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6901 – Will President Rick don a cape and a cowl like Batman to start fighting porn?
6902 – Will there be a Department of Homeland Pornography In the Santorum Administration?
6903 – Will this department have more funding or less funding than:
6903.a – Department of Education?
6903.b – Department of Energy?
6904.c – Department of Commerce?
6905 – Will this office be reporting directly to the President?
6906 – Will they convert the War Situation room to a screening theater for this department?
6907 – How much will President Ricky get to watch?
6908 – Will the public have access to the porn that President Ricky will be watching and evaluating? (Sorry – I keep thinking of that movie Little Ricky.)
6909 – Since the President Ricky can’t watch it all himself, who gets to watch all the porn on the internet to rate it?
6910 – What are the qualifications for these positions?
6911 – Is there going to be a civil service exam for these positions?
6912 – Is this a job function that will be outsourced to a firm like Xe or Haliburton?
6913 – Are there going to be occupational safety limits set for those who are evaluating the stuff online?
6914 – How many hours a day can a civil servant watch porn online?
6915 – Will these civil servants be allowed to unionize?
6916 – Will there be a pass/fail system on the whether something is porn?
6917 – Will there be government set porn classifications?
6918 – Will there be a rating system for the content placed in the media – kinda like USDA Choice or USDA Select when you buy meat?
6919 – If something is found to be porn – what will the government do with it?
6920 – Under the Freedom of Information Act would the public be allowed to review the material that is subject to being regulated?
6921 – Could this backfire and porn producers start making porn to the standards set – kinda like teaching our kids to the standardized testing models?
6922 – Will there be people doing time for making porn?
6923 – Will they be allowed to make porn while they are doing time?
6924 – How much will this cost the country?
6924.a – in terms of person power to get to this Santorum utopia?
6924.b – in terms of tax dollars to rate this stuff?
6924.c – in terms of tax dollars to regulate this stuff?
6924.d – in terms of prisons to house the offenders?
6924.e – in terms of who we are as Americans?
6925 – Can you really call this a free country if we allow the government to go this far?
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on Mar 23 2012. Filed under Election 2012.
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