Obama: “I Will Keep Singing Until My Approval Rating Increases”
By Shaun P Kunz
WASHINGTON– Following this week’s American Idol episode, President Obama announced that he has an all inclusive policy to fix his approval rating utilizing one of his newly-shared talents.
The president will begin singing inappropriate songs on a weekly basis, and allow voters to vote as many times as they would like. The actual policy reads: “…as many times as they can, or until the desired approval rating is reached.” Harry Reid has suggested the same voter strategy be applied to the General Election, as it has been successful for him in Nevada, especially Las Vegas.
According to the Nelson House Media Research and Tobacco LLC ratings poll, the president’s approval rating increases every time he sings. Copies of the original artist’s song have sold exponentially as well, further evidence that the Administration has positively affected the economy. If this submission is approved by Congress, the GOP convention in Tampa may turn into a casting call instead of a delegate meeting.
Armed with this data, as pundits and commentators have suggested, it is likely that the President’s weekly radio addresses will be replaced by a new radio show called 1600 LIVE. It is unclear whether or not the opposing viewpoint may be a challenger’s song as well.
However, Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ron Paul has announced that if the President sings again, he will introduce legislation that restricts such activity and labels it unconstitutional according to the limitations of powers.
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Posted by Shaun Kunz
on Apr 2 2012. Filed under Headlines.
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