EXCLUSIVE: TWF Private Interview with Donald Trump
By Chris McKerracher
TWF: Mr. Trump, if you have a moment, I’m with the…
Trump: I don’t care who the &%$ you’re with. Get the @!$^ out of my way.
TWF: Is it true that you’re contemplating another presidential foray?
Trump: Look you, piece of $#!+, if you don’t get out of my way, I’ll call security.
TWF: Security is a great topic, Mr. Trump. If you were president, how big a threat to our national security does Iran pose?
Trump: Wait a minute. This is one of those stupid Punk’d shows, isn’t it? Or that new Betty White ripoff? I love Betty White! I used to have a deck of cards with naked women on them and I swear one of them was Betty White. Betty? Are you around here? Betty! Come out here!
TWF: Our news organization is in no way affiliated with Ms. Wh…
Trump: Betty! Betty! Look here, you snot-nosed maggot. If you don’t produce Betty White in one minute I will buy whatever piece of $#!+ newspaper you write for and fire your ass.
TWF: That’s my throat you’re clutching.
Trump: I’d drop you to the sidewalk and leave you for dead, however, you’re lucky there’s a doggie-doo bylaw in this town.
TWF: For The Washington Fancy, this is…URK!
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on Apr 18 2012. Filed under Off The Hill.
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