Obama to Republicans: Read My Lips, No New “Change”
By Carly Kemp
WASHINGTON — This week Obama did a one-eighty in his political standpoints and decided to try out some conservative politics for a while, stating “Read my lips: No New Change.”
Instantly upon announcing his intent, the stock market soared to unparalleled heights and jobs all over the country popped up overnight; tea partiers disbanded and hope for our nation was restored.
This shocking turnaround in politics shocked democrats all over the nation, causing liberals to riot in the streets. Obama spent the next few days rubbing elbows with conservative big wigs and was even spotted conversing with Rush Limbaugh.
Last night, however, Obama delivered an urgent presidential address in which he appeared before the camera, smiling from ear to ear, and uttered two words as sincerely as possible to the audience – “Just kidding.”
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Posted by CKemp
on Apr 18 2012. Filed under Election 2012.
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