India, China and Korea Argue Over Missile Size
By Chris McKerracher
NEW YORK — An acrimonious physical altercation occurred in a washroom at United Nations headquarters Thursday as India, China and Korean scuffled over who had the biggest missile. Apparently, an argument had started when India began bragging to China, who was occupying the next urinal.
“Your pitiful pea shooter is nothing compared to our mighty steely erection we shot skyward yesterday!” India was quoted as saying.
China responded, “You call that a missile? I’ve seen bigger projectiles in a Star Trek model museum.”
As the argument grew more heated, Korea jumped into the fray.
“We have a rocket, you know. Did you see are rocket? It’s a great rocket. Did you see it? Huh? Huh?” At this point both India and China punched Korea in the face, sending the starving Asian nation into the handicapped stall onto a surprised Somalia.
“Jeez, a country can’t even go for a dump at the UN without facing violence,” Somalia reported to investigators.