Obama, Romney in Broad-Based Battle; “War on Women” Heats Up
By Chris McKerracher
WASHINGTON – The two opposing sides in the coming November presidential election have ramped up the rhetoric regarding who best represents the “fairest gender.”
“The President is betraying his Godless heathen, Obamasaurus Rex roots to every dame in the country,” Mitt Romney charged in a recent statement. “Everyone knows God wants the womenfolk to stay home with the kids and drive them to ballet and soccer and make good home-cooked meals for their hard-working hubbies – or at least she should be in charge of the household staff who actually do those chores.
Romney continued, “If the missus would just stay home and do her wifely duties, joblessness for the all-important male wage earners would become a thing of the past, just like the dinosaurs did, hundreds of years ago.
President Obama was quick to respond to the verbal onslaught.
“Keep talking, Mitt!” chortled the Commander-in-Chief. “You do more to attract women to my campaign than a naked Ron Paul calendar!”
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on Apr 30 2012. Filed under Headlines.
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