Obama Voted Least Favorite Black President
"The guy thinks he can golf? Only one black man can golf, and that's Tiger." - Anonymous Respondent
By Ryan Chase
WASHINGTON — After a nationwide poll, Barack Obama was voted least favorite black president, while Bill Clinton, the 41st president and a white man, was the favorite.
“It was really anybody’s game,” said President Obama. “Bill just happened to come out on top. It was an honor just to be nominated.”
Approximately 50 million randomly selected Americans received the poll (sent via Facebook message), which asked voters to choose their favorite black president from a list of nominees. Many experts picked President Obama to win in a landslide.
“He seemed like the obvious choice,” said Dennis Trix, an expert of nothing in particular.
June Krasnaya, a housewife from Connecticut, cited President Obama’s failure to fulfill racial stereotypes as the reason she chose to not vote for him.
“How can he be black if he’s so prim and proper? That doesn’t sound like any black person I’ve ever seen on TV. I thought I was getting a black president. He’s not black, he can’t be.”
Other voters simply said that they had seen better.
“Obama’s alright,” said Chuck Solt, a local drug dealer. “I mean, he’s black and all. He’s got that. But BC [Bill Clinton]- now there’s a black president. Motherfucker got a blowjob in the Oval Office and it wasn’t even from his wife. A white man has to pay for that s***.”
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on May 21 2012. Filed under Headlines.
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