Muslim Brotherhood Meets Barack; Sisterhood Shops with Michelle
The Brotherhood has sought power throughout the Middle East for 80 years and have now come to the White House hoping that “Change” will fund Egypt’s floundering economy.
By Jahs
WASHINGTON — This morning, President Obama greeted delegates from the Freedom and Justice Party, the political faction of Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood.
Republicans accused Obama of pandering to terrorists’ wishes, yet also realized that the meeting would likely end badly should Obama demand that the Brotherhood provide Egypt with condoms, birth control, and abortion counseling.
Meanwhile, Michelle Obama gathered up the Sisterhood of Travelling Burqas, borrowed Air Force One, and told Barack, “We are going shopping. You boys play nice.”
Olivia Alair, the First Lady’s spokeswoman, informed the press that the shopping itinerary for Michelle and the Sisterhood was classified for security purposes and that the cost would not significantly increase the national debt.
White House security was given the day off as a show of faith between the Muslim Brotherhood and the Obama Administration. A uniformed officer who normally runs metal detectors said, “It is unusual to let known tourist groups just walk around the security, but the President is pretty sure that none of the Brotherhood members are going to cling to their religion and guns like the Republicans.”
The President is scheduled to open the meeting with highlight films of the Hosni Mubarak’s overthrow hosted by American Idol’s Ryan Seacrest. The Brotherhood had earlier sent word that they would like to develop a Muslim Brotherhood Idol program to unify Egypt around an Arab spring of talent. Seacrest was requested by name, as was Jennifer Lopez. Lopez opted for shopping with the Sisterhood instead.
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on May 23 2012. Filed under Headlines.
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