Obama: “Romney met with NAACP, So I’ll meet with KKK”


Obama, smiling widely, waves to a crowd of less than sympathetic Alabama onlookers. "We sure hope The Hoods like him," stated one anonymous observer.

By Chris McKerracher

WASHINGTON — In response to presidential competitor and former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney’s courage in addressing the openly hostile NAACP membership, President Barack Obama has incredulously lined  a “meet-and -greet” campaign stop with the membership of a Texas-based chapter of the Ku Klux Klan.

“If the people of America thought my opponent was brave to go where he knew he would be booed, wait until they hear about this. I’ll consider myself extremely fortunate if all I get is booed,” the Commander-in-Chief commented while sweating profusely.

Romney responded to the news of Obama’s KKK initiative with skepticism.

“I told you he was nuttier than Granny’s Christmas cake. He’s obviously having marijuana flashbacks from his college days,” Romney shook his head in disbelief. “This may, however, create opportunities for economic stimulus in the Texas rope-manufacturing sector.”


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1 Comment for “Obama: “Romney met with NAACP, So I’ll meet with KKK””

  1. weshawehu

    The statement Obama said,” Romney met with the naacp; so I’ll meet with the kkk.”; is a statement of true leadership in action. Obama showed in action to not only hear but discuss and resolve American issues of racial and religious boundries of the American people by direct leadership; while Romney played both sides in hope to gain votes not lead; Romney meets the naacp , I wonder if they discussed Romney’s endorsment of Rand Paul the national socialist movement party/ neo nazi.

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