Obama Campaign to Launch New “Slumber Party with Biden” Fundraiser


The Vice President's Secret Service detail has warned that any attempt to engage Biden in a pillow fight will be met with lethal force and subsequent legal action.

By Steve Tobiasz

WASHINGTON — Today, the Obama Campaign announced a new fundraiser giving supporters the opportunity to join Vice President Joe Biden for the most important part of his work day – nap time.

“Slumber Party with Biden” is the campaign’s last hope for generating enough money to compete with Republican nominee Mitt Romney. The campaign hopes that this event will draw in record numbers of funding.

Taking place in the north wing of the White House, the event will offer four lucky supporters the chance to spend time with theVice President, being supplied with individual “Obama-Biden 2012″ cot and pillow for their presidential nap.

Starting at 2pm, the four lucky guests will be guided to the VP’s office for a pre-nap meet-and-greet. Guests will then sip warm milk and snack on home-baked cookies as Joe Biden shares some of his favorite ghost stories from over the years. After the final story, guests will lie down on their personal cots along side Joe for the next forty five minutes.

Anyone can enter for their chance to join the VP by donating to the Obama Campaign.

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