Expose: Paul Ryan is a Jam Band Music Fest Hippie
By Shaun KunzThe Romney Camp spoke through one of their interns this morning during an exclusive Cam2Cam session with Washington Fancy Editor-in-Chief Alec Saffron. Saffron assures that the intern is quality. In the interview portion of the session, it was intimated that Mitt is proud of his choice, stands by his choice, and when he finds out what this “ Music Festival stuff is…” he will have more to release. Until then he stands by his barefoot man.
Paul Ryan’s name had not appeared on many of the political punditry’s short lists. There had been a VW BUS with Widespread Panic stickers parked outside of campaign HQ for weeks. Many assumed it was a lone “Occupy Wall Street”vehicle trying to take over the parking lot. It is now believed to have been the possible living quarters for Rep. Ryan while he was being vetted.
If the rumors are true, many speculators believe it will bring the small yet vital Conservative-Hippy vote to the Romney camp.
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on Aug 11 2012. Filed under Headlines.
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