Romney to Release New Sex Book: “The Art of Changing Positions”


Pundits believe Romney's publication will garner increased support from voter demographics such as desperate housewives and horny college students.

By Steve Tobiasz

WASHINGTON – The Romney Campaign announced today that plans have been set in motion for the presidential hopeful to release his first sex book.

The book, which is entitled, The Art Of Changing Positions, is set to be released in early November and will be full of useful tips on how to throw off your partner through the use of different sex positions.

Contained in the 1,000 page book are positions and tips based on Romney’s previous experiences. The most notable among these positions are “A Mid Khaki Night’s Wet Dream,”  “Pre-Existing Position,” and “One Night in New Hampshire.”

The book will be published in India through Outsource Books.


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