RNC Day 2 Begins; Ron Paul Still Sleeping “Adorably” In Corner


By Steve Tobiasz

TAMPA – The second day of RNC is set to begin today with speeches coming from several big name Republicans. One Republican, however, is set to miss the day’s activities – due to nap time.

According to reports yesterday, former Presidential Candidate Ron Paul was noticed fast asleep in the back corner of the convention floor. Paul was said to be in a “grandpa-nap-like” state and had been that way for several hours.

A Convention spokesman said he believed Paul had fallen asleep sometime during the delegate Roll Call, only waking briefly to drool on himself and go right back to sleep.

No word on whether or not anyone will wake up Paul, yet Fox News has stated they will replace their Hurricane Isaac Live Satellite Feed with a camera on Paul for the remainder of the Convention.

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