Eastwood Kills at RNC, Flees Town On Horse. Reported Missing
By Steve Tobiasz
After his well applauded speech, Eastwood was seen back stage engaging in a shouting match between a set of four folding chairs. He was escorted to leave the convention by GOP Officials and last seen riding his horse out of town.
GOP Officials believe he may have been upset over the fact of having to leave Hilary Swank tied up outside during his entire speech and this may have caused the argument among folding chairs.
According to the RNC Code of Ethics, no horses are permitted in the event at anytime.