Eastwood Kills at RNC, Flees Town On Horse. Reported Missing


By Steve Tobiasz

 

TAMPA – Last night wrapped the final day of the RNC convention as Clint Eastwood spoke as a guest speaker at the convention.

 

After his well applauded speech, Eastwood was seen back stage engaging in a shouting match between a set of four folding chairs. He was escorted to leave the convention by GOP Officials and last seen riding his horse out of town.

GOP Officials believe he may have been upset over the fact of having to leave Hilary Swank tied up outside during his entire speech and this may have caused the argument among folding chairs.

 

According to the RNC Code of Ethics, no horses are permitted in the event at anytime.


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