Romney Successfully Lowers Support Among African-Americans to 0%
NEW HAMPSHIRE – Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney announced on Tuesday that he had successfully lowered his support among African American voters from 15% to 0%.
Results from a recent NBC/Wall Street Journal Poll revealed that the Republican Candidate would receive 0% of support among African American voters confirming what the Romney campaign had declared “a success.”
“This shows our strategy is working and our policies are being fully understood. Our effort to make everyone aware of our goals should we win the presidency is starting to take shape, and we are very happy with the results,” a prominent Romney aid said Monday evening.
Romney is hopeful he can lower the nation’s unemployment rate to the same percentage of support.
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