Three Dead, Hundreds Wounded at DNC as Secret Service Opens Fire Amid “Panty Storm”
By Steven Tobiasz
CHARLOTTE – The first day of the DNC began on a sour note earlier Tuesday, when Secret Service Agents opened fired on a crowd killing three and wounding hundreds. Shots were first reported around the 11am hour as crowds gathered outside the Time Warner Cable Stadium in Charlotte.
President Obama was addressing a crowd of supporters outside the stadium when he began being hit with women’s panties. “Normally we allow one or two pairs to hit the president per his request, however this was just madness,” a FBI investigator said.
The panties were believed to belong to a group of suburban mom’s and self described, “Cougars.” The president was quickly removed from the area and was not harmed.
The wounded are being treated at Anson Community Hospital in Charlotte.
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