BREAKING: Dateline’s Chris Hanson Confronts Obama About His Speech


By Steven Tobiasz

CHARLOTTE – Chris Hanson, the longtime voice behind the popular show Dateline: To Catch A Predator, was in Charlotte on Thursday. Normally one to confront predators for their specific and lewd online conversations with underage children, Hanson was on a different mission this time.

According to undisclosed sources, Obama was returning to his hotel room when Chris Hanson appeared before him and confronted him regarding his speech. Here is a rough transcript we received of what happened.

 

10:45am Obama arrives at hotel room

11:00am Chris Hanson reveals himself from behind curtained off room

11:01am Obama sits down as Chris Hanson stands near the hotel room bar

 

Chris: “What were your intensions here today?”

 

Barack: “Nothing.”

 

Chris: “That’s not what it says here. Right here in your speech.”

 

Barack: “Oh, I don’t mean any of that.”

 

Chris: “You didn’t mean any of it? You repeat the words “Hope,” “Forward,” and your own name 17 times in this transcript.”

 

Barack: “Yeah, but I was just joking around.”

 

Chris: “17 times you repeat these words. Do you have any idea what that will do to undecided voters?”

 

We’re told more information will be available shortly as Hanson did have a camera crew with him at the time on the confrontation. The Obama Campaign has declined to comment at this time.


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