URGENT: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized for Neck Pain, Copy of 1st Amendment Found Under His Chins
By Steve Tobiasz
WEST PALM BEACH, FL – Longtime Republican radio personality Rush Limbaugh was hospitalized late last night after citing sharp pains coming from the front of his neck.
After being admitted to the hospital, doctors were surprised to find a copy of the 1st Amendment Rights underneath Limbaugh’s third chin. Doctors were baffled as to how the document could have been misplaced and cited as the cause of Limbaugh’s agonizing pain.
Limbaugh quickly had his 1st Amendment Rights removed from him, with the sweat-soaked document hurried off to the hospital laboratory for further testing. He is said to be recovering slowly.