Joe Biden Admits to Being Republican Double Agent After Latest Gaffe
Several prominent Republicans have suggested that Biden, too, has been buried in the same hole as the middle class for the past four years.
By Pietro Francisco
CHARLOTTE — Following his latest gaffe on the campaign trail, Vice President Joe Biden has finally admitted to what most Americans have suspected since he took office; he is actually a double agent planted by the Republican National Committee to repeatedly embarrass the Democratic Party and sabotage the re-election campaign of President Barack Hussein Obama.
Speaking to a crowd on Tuesday afternoon in Charlotte, North Carolina, Vice President Biden emphatically asked the crowd, “How can they [Mitt Romney & Paul Ryan] justify raising taxes on a middle class that has been buried the past four years?” As the crowd roared with approval, it marked the first time this election season that both Democrats and Republicans could agree on something.
Republicans, who had actually (for once) been listening to Biden’s words, immediately leaped at the opportunity to note that, in fact, it has been Biden and Obama in office for the aforementioned four years; perhaps they might just have something to do with the burying of the middle class in the first place.
Republican Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan chimed in to the growing conservative chorus at a campaign rally in Iowa. “We agree!” he exclaimed matter-of-factly. “How Biden’s latest gaffe will ultimately play into the upcoming election has yet to be seen, but one thing is undeniable; the Vice-Presidential debate will be “a big f*****g deal” and potentially the entertainment event of the year!”
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