Obama Sleeps During Debate, Kills at Anniversary Sex Later That Night
Michelle affectionally whispers in her husband's ear after the debate, inviting him to a private post-debate "meet-and-greet."
By Steve Tobiasz
DENVER — Although the first presidential debate at the University of Denver campus concluded in a victory for Mitt Romney, questions remained unaswered concerning Obama’s poor performance. Nevertheless, however news outlets have learned that post-debate, Obama was much more alive and focused.
“We are aware that Mr. Obama was not on his best game during the debate,” said an anonymous Obama2012 spokesman. We, however, do have it on good authority that his post-debate anniversary sex with Michelle was met with several rounds of applause. It was believed this celebration was so convincing that even Michelle was ready to donate to his campaign afterwards.”
At this time, Mr. Obama is currently campaigning in several states and hopes to once again show his true abilities when no one else is watching and it least matters.
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