President Obama Cites “Meatloaf Thursdays” as Only Reason for Re-Election
Obama gets his hands dirty and takes a turn in a local DC kitchen preparing his Barackin' BBQ Beef.
By William Schnabel
CLEVELAND – While fielding questions at a town hall-style meeting last night, President Obama openly admitted the only reason he is interested in spending four more years in the White House is Chef Jerry’s meatloaf every Thursday.
Candace Strudder, 24, who questioned Obama’s motives for re-election, was initially surprised at this candidness, but seemed to gradually become more understanding. She, along with the entire audience, nodded her head as Obama elaborated, “This isn’t just any meatloaf; the recipe has been in Jerry’s family for years, and it’s bordering perfection.”
Obama went on to explain his disinterest in the economy, job market, and foreign policy. “Nothing is going to change, people. You’re going to hate me even more in four years. Everything about this job blows – except, of course, the meatloaf,” Obama claimed.
As the meeting ended, Obama was reportedly shaking down audience members for ketchup.
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