LEAKED: Union of Didgeridoos Hired to “Tickle,” Entertain Biden During VP Debate
WASHINGTON – Even several days after the Vice Presidential debate – an event which many critics feel was a victory for Joe Biden – many new details are rolling out that were previously swept under the proverbial rug.
Apart from reports that Biden had won the debate, many comments were also made concerning Joe Biden’s excessive laughter.
“The fact that Mr. Biden was laughing through the entire debate,” commented one CNN anchor, “has left many wondering if the Vice President is in fact senile, or just crazy.”
Late last night, however, the Associated Press released more information regarding Mr. Biden’s laughing state. According to several sources, Biden had hired a small union/army of Didgeridoos to stand underneath his podium during the debate and tickle his feet. Many believe this is what caused Biden to appear to be “having a good time.”