Biden Dream Journal Revealed, Said to Contain Nightmares
By Steven Tobiasz
WASHINGTON – The Associated Press announced yesterday that it has successfully obtained Vice President Joe Biden’s dream journal. The journal is said to contain all of Biden’s dreams dating back to the year 1987, when he wrote the first entry.
“We were shocked and in disbelief when we were first told this was the Vice President’s dream journal, due to most of drawings being signed by the name ‘Joey B,’” a spokesman for the AP said. “Most of the drawings or art works were crafted with what appears to be macaroni noodles and contain googly eyes. The most alarming of these drawings was a single page featuring a crayon drawing of Barack Obama in chains with the letters ‘JK’ written in glitter underneath.”
The AP hasn’t revealed how it managed to snag the journal. Nevertheless, reporters have noted that some pages contain what they believe to be nightmares, which reveal that Biden has a fear of being sexually abused by the female cast members of the long-running show “American Gladiators.”
More information is available about the journal at www.bidensdreams.com