Frustrated Ann Romney, Michelle Obama Call for Joint Presidency
Despite sharing the presidency, the candidates are still not agreeing to share their toys with each other.
By J. Everett Ledeman
WASHINGTON — Ann Romney and Michelle Obama came to a monumental decision last night after watching their husbands verbally battle in the third round of presidential debates: both candidates ought to share the presidency.
“We caught Barack pulling Mitt’s hair, and Mitt biting Barack’s arm, and we decided that we’d just had enough,” Michele Obama told reporters.
“We put them in a quick time-out, as the two of us discussed possible solutions to the boys fighting,” Ann Romney concurrently stated. “Then Mitt called out from upstairs, asking if he could move from the diamond-encrusted stool I had shoved in the corner of their upstairs bedroom. Obviously, I responded with a curt, “NO, MITT.”
Michelle Obama, like Ann Romney, is convinced that this is what’s best for the country, “because as anyone who watched on Monday night could tell you, [Mitt and Barack] kind of agree on a lot, and opposites attract.” Michelle also sentenced the Commander-in-chief to his “time-out” seat, having caught him trying to grab a box of Oreos and a book entitled How to Avoid Answering Questions: The Presidential Debate Edition.
This morning, the two candidates, said they were sorry, shook hands, and exchanged “I’m Sorry,” notes. The joint Romney-Obama presidency shall go into effect this January; needless to say, the country is prepared for the absolute worst.
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