Mitt’s Mitts: Mitt Romney Reveals Private Oven-Mitt Collection


By Steve Tobiasz

MASSACHUSETTS—In a press conference on Friday morning, presidential candidate Mitt Romney revealed more personal information to Ohio voters in an attempt to make himself seem more relatable.

Romney told the crowd of thousands that he has been privately collecting oven mitts, which he refers to as “Mitt’s Mitts.”

A transcript of Romney’s speech read, “I have been collecting oven -mitts since I first got into business. It was always a key thing to have around in the later years because it seemed every document I held would have to be burned at some point.”

Romney’s “Mitt’s Mitts” collection is said to contain about 200 pairs of various oven mitts that range in shape, size and color. It contains no black mitts.

To see the a photo gallery of the private collection, visit www.MittsO-Mitts.com


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