President Obama Breaks Campaign Promise, Attends Church


By Steve Tobiasz

WASHINGTON—The Romney campaign was quick to jump on President Obama this past week over what they claim to have been “another broken campaign promise.” Last Sunday, the president was spotted attending First Saint Peters Church in Washington, D.C., which the Romney camp claims goes against a campaign promise to never fully show his religious beliefs.

“We would like to assure everyone that Mr. Obama is not in fact committed to any religion at this time,” Obama campaign spokesman Richard Gibbs said. “The President has been working to appeal to undecided voters and this was his attempt to reach out to those white suburban groups.” “We don’t believe Mr. Obama has anymore plans to attend church during the final two weeks of the campaign as he is scheduled to be on every major television talk show.”

No formal statement has been released from the Romney campaign at this time; however he is predicted to comment on the matter at a speaking event later today.


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