Trump Challenges Obama Again, Requests Marriage Certificate, Build-a-Bear Workshop Receipt, Other Documents


"I want to see that Barack Obama has contributed to this economy, that he has paid his taxes, that he is who he says he is."

By Peter Coburn

NEW YORK—Donald Trump has not been shy about his lack of confidence in President Obama, and repeatedly calling for the release of documents ranging from his birth certificate to his college transcripts has become a staple of the business mogul’s public persona. Now, with the presidential election nearing, Trump has taken another very public stab at the President.

“I want the President to release his college records,” said Trump. “I’m convinced he failed home economics. I also want to see his passport information, marriage certificate, a receipt from the Build-a-Bear workshop, photo proof that he has met Scarlett Johansson, and blood test results conclusively proving that he is not a reptilian alien from the Andromeda galaxy. Just give me these simple things and I will donate $5 million to a charity of your choice.”

While several political analysts have blasted Trump’s offer as a transparent attempt at gaining attention, others have voiced their support for Trump’s latest challenge. Most famously, Vice President Joe Biden has been quoted saying, “I love this idea. If Obama gets embarrassed and steps down, I’ll be president! Come on, Trump. Bring it on you goofy bastard!”

While the President has not responded to Trump’s challenge, a representative for the President has told Trump that he could write his check to a charity called “Obama for Re-election.”


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