Petraeus & Trump Top Finalists for Douche of the Year Award


WASHINGTON- The end of the year marks award season for some politicians. This years most sought after award, The Douche of Year, is currently down to two finalists, General Petraeus & Donald Trump. These two have survived the opening rounds and have made in into the two finalist positions. The winner will be chosen by the American people this year, with voting starting this Thursday.  You can vote by texting 411911 with the words Trump is a douche or Petraeus is a douche. The final votes will be revealed January 2nd at 8pm on FOX.


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