Nation Calls In Sick After Realizing They Agree With Rand Paul On Something


United States – The majority of citizens in the U.S. called in sick to work today. Authorities believe  this epidemic was caused when many Americans began to feel ill after realizing they were in agreement with Rand Paul on a political issue. Due to the  lack of employees showing up and with literally no work getting done today, President Obama has declared today, National Congress Day. The CDC is investigating the matter to make sure this “ill feeling” doesn’t spread to a full on “siding with Rand on everything.”

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