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Obama Budget Funds Sensitivity

The President and Vice President enact their new motto: “Big smiles, people. Big smiles.”

WASHINGTON – President Obama’s 3.8 trillion dollar budget caused a stir in Congress as Republicans speak out against deficit spending. The backlash is to be expected as the details of the budget unfold, and the country learns that hugs and get-togetherness are part of the President’s hidden discretionary spending. “This is ridiculous,” said Rick Santorum. [...]

“Pepper-Spray Everything” Movement Takes Off Across Nation

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NEW YORK  – Police from New York to Seattle and most cities in between have launched a counter-offensive  to the Occupy Everything movement that they’re calling, “Pepper-Spray Everything.” Nationwide, police departments are calling for all officers to “preserve the peace” by “chemically assaulting the public.” According to Kamran Loghman, who turned pepper spray into a [...]

MANCHESTER, NH—Governor Rick Perry’s presidential campaign has been searching for drive and energy since his well-covered stumble in a debate two weeks ago, but on the stump here in New Hampshire, he seems to have discovered a new line of attack against President Obama. Seeking to go after the President’s greatest strength, the perception that [...]

Us vs. Them: Citizens and the Police Force. Who Ya Got?

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As a writer, if you produce enough material, and if you are at least mildly self-aware, you start to see patterns in your work. Henry Miller liked to tell you about those really weird things he did to French chicks; Gore Vidal tried to figure out exactly when America went to hell, and he conducted [...]

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