By Spencer Frenchman WASHINGTON — After witnessing how the Republican National Convention gripped the hearts of retirees with fear, the Social Security Administration now plans to solve the baby boomer retirement and unemployment issues in one fell swoop. As old age and dementia manifested themselves in one of our country’s greatest citizens – Clint Eastwood [...]
Sep 7 2012 | Posted in
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By Spencer Frenchman NEW YORK — Hello carb counters, gym freaks, and casual cocaine users looking to shed those extra pounds; stop your tireless efforts and look no further than your local McDonald’s. In response to the success of Wal-Mart and Michelle Obama’s healthy food initiative, Mcdonald’s has fired back and come up with a [...]
Jul 6 2012 | Posted in
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By Spencer Frenchman WASHINGTON — Mitt Romney’s surprising new campaign strategy might be the missing piece he lacks in order to win the upcoming nomination. After seeing Marvel’s new film The Avengers, candidate Mitt Romney drastically changed his defense platform. “We must create a league of super humans to defend against the oncoming alien attack,” [...]
Jun 14 2012 | Posted in
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By Spencer French WASHINGTON — In addition to proposed bans on hard-core pornography and same sex marriage, former Pennsylvania Senator and Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has also recently disclosed his plans for the most ambitious assault on the America’s carefree sexual attitudes to date, a full blown ban on bras. Mr. Santorum has labeled the common undergarment as [...]
Apr 1 2012 | Posted in
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