By William Schnabel BOSTON – With election season driving towards a decisive conclusion, voters have one question on their minds: from which of Mitt Romney’s dozens of homes will he deliver his concession speech? “I’ve spent months preparing for this,” Romney said. “I want everything to be just right.” Many speculate that Romney will opt [...]
By Will Schnabel BOSTON — Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney spent the evening dining with his family at Red Lobster in a political attempt to empathize with the lower class. After much discussion, Romney managed to convince his wife and his five sons that it was in the better interest of his campaign to be [...]
By William Schnabel DENVER – Still feeling rather distraught and downtrodden from last week’s presidential debate, moderator Jim Lehrer unsuccessfully attempted to alert the attention of a taxi driver. In an effort to catch a ride home, while standing outside the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square, Mr. Lehrer raised his voice as cab drivers [...]
By William Schnabel CLEVELAND – While fielding questions at a town hall-style meeting last night, President Obama openly admitted the only reason he is interested in spending four more years in the White House is Chef Jerry’s meatloaf every Thursday. Candace Strudder, 24, who questioned Obama’s motives for re-election, was initially surprised at this [...]