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Financial Pioneers Announce Plans for New Media Markets

NEW YORK—Two young financial pioneers, James Stuart and Stephan Arthur Coburn III, announced today that they were planning a new financial exchange market for media speculation trading. Citing the constant and large swings in media attention on a weekly, if not daily basis, the two finance graduates believe there is a niche here waiting to [...]

Cain: “I Started the #Ocuppy Movement”

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NEW YORK—Below is an exclusive transcript from an interview between Michael Rose from the The Washington Fancy and Republican presidential nominee Herman Cain: Cain: I started the Occupy movement! People wanted change and innovation – I was the first person to stand up for the 99% and say ‘No! We’re not going to take it any [...]

EXCLUSIVE: Mitt Romney to Challenge Obama In Democratic Primaries, Too

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Mitt Romney, currently running well in the GOP primaries, announced today that he will also seek the Democratic nomination for President. He told this reporter, who had been suspiciously hanging out at his Massachusetts HQ, ”I sense an opportunity. The President’s falling in popularity, even in Democratic strongholds. In the business world, you jump or you [...]

Team Michele Bachmann Needs A Bullpen Upgrade

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Team Bachmann has lost its New Hampshire staff.  This was confirmed with the following denial by team owner Michele Bachmann herself during an interview with Radio Iowa:  I don’t know where that came from. We have called staff in New Hampshire to find out where that came from and the staff have said that isn’t true, so [...]

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