
Threat Level – 4 I know it sounds neat to get on a big, possibly disease-carrying ship and visit some tourist trap for three days for the low rate of $399, but don’t be fooled. Every day, these cruise lines force Americans to experience a different culture, inspiring them to perhaps take a language course [...]
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Students and exam participants often turn to a certification program in an attempt to gain new knowledge, verify their skills and better their career. With Adobe, however, the training does not have to end as a student. Adobe offers anyone possessing an Adobe certification the chance to become a certified instructor (ACI). The ACI certification [...]
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By Shaun Kunz WASHINGTON — During an underwhelming speech today in which President Barack Obama reinforced his monetary policy of the rich paying more so that the middle-class can pay less, the President reached in his back pocket and retrieved a folded piece of paper. In his all-too-well-known, charismatic delivery, the president returned to his [...]
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By Douglas Timothy BOSTON — Elizabeth Warren’s Senate campaign hit a serious snag over the past week with revelations that her Native American roots consist of a great-great-great-grandmother who was Cherokee. What would normally be considered a forgivable gaffe was compounded when it turned out that her 1/32 Cherokee status may have played a role in [...]

By Spencer French WASHINGTON — In addition to proposed bans on hard-core pornography and same sex marriage, former Pennsylvania Senator and Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has also recently disclosed his plans for the most ambitious assault on the America’s carefree sexual attitudes to date, a full blown ban on bras. Mr. Santorum has labeled the common undergarment as [...]
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BEIJING 中国新闻 – Early this morning, the U.S. announced that it had downgraded its threat assessment of the Chinese military, due to the fact all of its weapons and equipment are manufactured in China. “We used to examine Chinese troop movements from a satellite,” says former CIA spook Bob Johnson, sipping a cup of steaming noodles. [...]
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MANCHESTER, NH—Governor Rick Perry’s presidential campaign has been searching for drive and energy since his well-covered stumble in a debate two weeks ago, but on the stump here in New Hampshire, he seems to have discovered a new line of attack against President Obama. Seeking to go after the President’s greatest strength, the perception that [...]
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